Profiling

Dawn is amused that Li, the Evil Midnight Beheader What Beheads at Midnight, was an Asian guy from Alberta.

To this I would add that I am in the habit of carrying around a tiny Swiss Army Knife as a keychain. And I plan to be on a Greyhound early next month.

Dear Greyhound: please don't strip search me.

If it helps, I'd like to point out that, unlike Li, I regularly show signs of anger and emotional problems, I'm not very nice at all, and I'm pretty lazy.

Canada itinerary

Vancouver: Aug. 26 - Sep. 5
Alberta: Sep. 5 - Sep. 11

And a mighty curse to planes, trains, and their randomly changing fares.