Dawn is amused that Li, the Evil Midnight Beheader What Beheads at Midnight, was an Asian guy from Alberta.
To this I would add that I am in the habit of carrying around a tiny Swiss Army Knife as a keychain. And I plan to be on a Greyhound early next month.
Dear Greyhound: please don't strip search me.
If it helps, I'd like to point out that, unlike Li, I regularly show signs of anger and emotional problems, I'm not very nice at all, and I'm pretty lazy.